Today me and my old man got together and went on a very important hunt. Big Foot, the elusive beast has been sighted near us. So we got out there and in the trenches hunting the grounds, placing feeders to lure the creature out of hiding. Obviously we brought a gun. You need protection when hunting such a wild mystery. We even took a moment to pee. It is said that the stench of urine will attract the female big foots out and into the open.
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