Hi there! We have compiled a list of some of the most frequently asked questions that we receive and answered them all for you here. Hopefully you will find what you are looking for, if not just send us an email.

What are your pets’ names?
Jake The Dog
Walter White
Pugsley aka Puggie
Why did you pick those names for your pets?
We chose these names because they are awesome and we love the shows that they are associated with.
How many tattoos do you have?
Sarah: A 3/4 Sleeve, and five others in various places.
Pat: I have 4 tattoos. One of them just happens to cover my chest all the way down to my knuckles. The other 3 are on my legs and feet.
Did it hurt getting tattoos?
Sarah: Yes, but to me it was worth it. I like to describe it as having a sun burn repeatedly slapped.
Pat: You better believe it. I got my throat tattooed (worst spot ever). Felt like I was getting my throat slit by a murderer.
Do you regret any of your tattoos?
Sarah: No, I don’t regret any of my tattoos. I have one tattoo that I wish had been done by a more experienced artist, but I don’t regret getting it.
Pat: No, all of them are an expression of places I have been in life. This includes the pagan symbol on my arm. It is a reminder of who I have been.
Who did your tattoos?
Sarah: All but four were done by Johnny Johno at Santa Fe Tattoo in Beaumont Tx. I would recommend him to anyone.
Pat: I got most of my tattoos in Panama City Beach, Florida where I am from. I got the majority of them while working as a body piercer at a tattoo shop. And no, I do not do that type of work anymore.
What is your favorite food?
Sarah: I love trying new things. Currently it is the Tofu Roll from Koi in Beaumont.
Pat: Hands down it would have to beHungry Howies Pizza. And I never get to eat it, because we don’t have one around here. It is the saddest thing ever.
What is your favorite movie?
Sarah: This is very hard for me to answer because I have seen so many.
Pat: That’s an easy one. Howard the Duck. If you haven’t seen it, please do. If you are one of those chumps that think it was terrible, we can still be friends… but don’t talk to me about it. I don’t care.
Do you have a favorite band?
Sarah: My all time favorite band is probably The Format, but I also love The Mountain Goats, Bright Eyes, Kimya Dawson, The Front Bottoms, Modest Mouse, and The Weakerthans.
Pat: Depends on the genre. All time favorite in any genre is Sigur Ros all the way. Hardcore, it would be Impending Doom. Folk, Sufjan Stevens. Techno/Dubstep, it would be Team Sleep. No, I don’t listen to NU Metal, but Team Sleep is an exception.
How many states have you been to?
Sarah: I have been to twelve states, I wish it was more, but maybe it will happen one day.
Pat: All of them except for Alaska, Oregon and Washington. I have even been to Canada.
How many pieces of yarn art have you collected?
Sarah: Shoot! A whole bunch. Just over 110.
Pat: Too many.
Out of all of Pat’s books, which one should I get first?
Sarah: Cucumber Punk or The Bikings.
Pat: I get this question a lot. So, it is a hard one to answer since I am always partial to my most recent project. Sarah seems to think you should check out my bizarro stuff.
Are you on instagram?
Sarah: I am! You can check out my random photos, my username is BeardCakes
Pat: No… go away!
How long have ya’ll been married?
We got married in the summer of 2010. You do the math.
How did ya’ll meet?
Sarah: Pat is so much better at telling this story. A friend of a friend, a venue, my apartment, funny jokes, internet relationships.
Pat: I met her in her living room. I was on tour with another artist and she was his contact person for us to have a place to shower, do laundry, and sleep. She was so creepy I just had to get her skype. The rest is history.
Can I mail you guys something?
One day. When we get a P.O. Box!

Hope that answers your questions!